Medina


1. the borough of brooklyn in new york city.

2. the second holiest city in islam, after mecca, located in western saudi arabia. site of the mosque of the prophet (muhammad’s tomb).
“i’m deep down in the backstreets, in the heart of medina, about to set off somethin’ more deep than a misdemeanor.”

–the gza, swordsmen
1. a gorgeous girl who loves to show her s-xual side. although she is very flirtacious, she remains a virgin until marriage.

2. a woman with very large br–sts.
whoa, look at the juicy medina over there!
beautiful, gorgeous, etc.
d-mn that’s medina!!
“medina”- in rock climbing, sometimes metal bolts are installed in the cliff to clip the rope into to protect a falling climber from hitting the ground. to “medina” a bolt placement means to perform a substandard installation of a rock climbing protection bolt due to inexperience.
eddie sure medina’d that bolt
to be funky and cool as in tone loc’s song “funky cold medina”.
1. “that $hit you just did was so medina.” 2. that guy is funky cold medina. 3. you medina’d it up on the dance floor.
1) to choke away a winning situation a la the ’07 new york mets.

2) to inexplicably drop a valuable player in any fantasy sports league only to see them return to dominance a week later.

3) to be confused with a mexican and/or a terrorist.

4) to blackout drinking for absolutely no good reason only to awaken to a precarious situation.

5) to be led to believe that you have won a fantasy sports trade only to realize after the fact that you yourself have been forced to bite the pillow whilst holding you b-tt cheeks open for the impending trade rape.
1) “bro, so i brought this hot girl home but then i puked all over her face.” “d-mn man, i’m about to medina this d-mn playoff lead.”

2) “screw that guy. he’s garbage. -3 touchdowns and 128 rushing yards later- dammit!”

3) “so i was buying light bulbs a home depot when some lady stopped me in the parking lot and asked me to cut her gr-ss and make her some salsa.”

4) “i’m not sure what happened. i went to have a beer and watch the georgia game and totally medina’d. i woke up in an american flag thong with red and black t-ssels on my nips chasing a dachshund screaming get in my d-mn bun!”

5) “oh man i totally just raped chris and got mjd and randy moss for colston. -colston has a 3 td 150 yard game. mjd breaks leg and moss retires- so, i’m pretty sure chris just medina’d me.”
not being allowed to leave your house without your wife’s approval.
hey, we’re all going out tonight. i can’t i just got medina’d by my wife.

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