Meditasturbating
v. the act of masturbating, climaxing, and achieving nirvana such that one goes into a state of meditative trance immediately afterward.
jim: why was bob grounded?
fred: his mom’s a mormon and they don’t like it when you spill your seed.
jim: but how did he get caught?
fred: well, he was meditasturbating and forgot to clean the spooge…
jim: ohhhhhhhh
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