Medjoolgobblitis
when you eat so many dried fruit snacks during trail running or hiking that you can’t sh-t right for a week.
all i ate sat-rday was three pounds of medjool dates and a baggie of dried mangoes, and my camelbak went dry on the first mile, so now i’ve got a wicked case of medjoolgobblitis.
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