Medusa Dick
a p-n-s so large that when you take one look at it you become so frightened that you turn into stone.
if your d-ck had elephantiasis.
this past weekend i was totally gonna hook up with this guy from work but he had medusa d-ck. medusa diiiiiiiicccckk!!
this is one term you don’t get to use that often.
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