meef clams


a s-xually transmitted parasite causing the l-b– to become mangled looking and the v-g-n- to release disgusting odors into the air causing severe gagging and asphyxiation of any living creature standing within 10 yards.
that poor sucker stuck it in trisha without a condom and now he got her meef clams.

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