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a moist queef.
she trusted a meef and lost, losing a couch and her dignity.
my short definition for “meef” is this:

“it means funky. in a bad way. like grandpa’s laundry hamper.”

this is a word that comes from the german word “mief”, which means “an oppressive atmosphere, foul odour, pong, or stink”. a german synonym for meef is “gestank”. (does that matter? perhaps not, but i do think it’s a h-lla funny word.)

i first heard “meef” used by my geek friends from alberta around 1999. it successfully took root in east vancouver after a great migration of programmers, djs, and live p/a geeks to east van in the late 1990s. in my experience it is normally used as an expletive (“aaaah! meef!”), a noun, or an adjective.
“that guy didn’t show with the needles, so you’ll have to use my old ones. i know, man. it’s a meef.”

“this beer is tasting kinda old and meefy. can i grab a fresh one from the fridge?”

“i don’t want to go tonight. i just know that meefopolis is going to show up.”
a male queef
#1: did you get anything from that girl last night?

#2: she made me meef so hard bro, it was indescribable.
mutually exclusive exploratory friends. when two individuals decide to explore their otherwise platonic friendship to discover any romantic possibilities (aka “talking” or “pre-dating” with no -ssumed commitments). this term is helpful to embarr-ss two potential meefs.
1. friend #1: are you and that irish girl dating? you’re with her all the time.
friend #2: no, we’re just meefin for now.

2. i totally think judith and seamus are meefin. today we drove by them and shouted “m.e.e.f.!!” and they got all embarrased and hid their faces in their wee scarves.

3. girl: hey meefy! you have the most beautiful tatoo.

boy: thanks meefcakes. you too.

4. don’t disrespect me in public, meef.
5. meef to meef: i’m not comfortable with you going to rudy’s with that girl. do you wish you were meefin with her instead?
a burst of wind out of the b-tthole of a man; a man queef.
dude! who meefed! it smells like sh-t
a cute phrase/word you say in response to something awkward or when you don’t have anything else to say.
ex 1:

person 1: i like booty. random and weird. lolz

person 2: ……meef .-.
slang for a ladies ham wallet/beef curtains
oh dear i can see her meefs hanging out.
(noun) — the -n-l release of air as the result of male -n-l penetration, a.k.a. a male-queef

(verb) — the physical action of releasing a male-queef
was that a fart or a meef?

oops, i guess i meefed!