meepkin
1.) the cl-ssic art of receiving sloppy dome- piece while also dropping anchor. requires ultimate concentration and involves the two most pleasurable things for a man, taking a sh-t and getting head. for the ultimate finish, meepkins are often followed by another cl-ssic art form the salad toss (or the meep toss).
2.)often given as a reward for good deeds (i.e giving flowers, good attendance, similar to merits).
while battling constipation, my girlfriend helped ease the situation by providing me with a meepkin during the troubling time. as i was delicate after the fierce battle, she gave me a meep toss so i didn’t have to wipe.
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