meetastisize
the uncontrollable, malignant, cancer-like growth of meetings in an organization. meetings will grow beyond available time and sp-ce – pushing out all beneficial activities. eventually they begin to take over hallways, nearby cafe’s, and spread virally over the internet.
the only known antidote is decision-making. management cannot hear your scream. they’re in a conference room having a meeting.
the meeting is about to meetastisize! it’s taking over the next conference room… now it’s going over the scheduled time… again!
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