meeting gemma
the well known method of telling the group that you are going for a w-nk without actually saying the words “m-st-rb-t- furiously”
liam: alrite crew, im going meeting gemma
rory: sure u are liam, meeting gemma eh?!!
liam: (storms off and mentions something about candy -sses)
lads: he’s gone w-nking like peter on the dole
—a few moments later in a toilet cubicle—
liam: fap fap fap
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