meeting muse
in a group meeting, the attendee with whom the meeting leader establishes and maintains eye contact. the speaker presents all information directly to that attendee. causes include:
– attendee is the only person in the room offering eye contact to presenter
– performance anxiety
– a desire for a personal connection with an otherwise disinterested room.
the meeting muse at first will experience feelings of grandeur, as if he/she is the most important person in the room. this quickly subsides to a feeling of awkward imprisonment.
travis: “gawd i hate going to slate’s meetings.”
troy: “dude – were you the meeting muse again?”
travis: “yes, dammit. i couldn’t check email, do facebook, even look down at my phone. i’m so behind now.”
Read Also:
- ahold
1. illiterate spelling of a hold. 2. broken keyboard spelling of a hold. 1. liek i knt gt ahold o sum krak1!1111!111 2. ican’tgetaholdofanewkeyboard.
- Chaco Paco
a mexican male h-m-s-xual engaging in oral s-x. he is a nut nibbling {chaco paco}.
- titty bonanza
the female version of a sausage fest, where the number of women far exceeds the number of men at a social gathering. dude, the backstreet boys concert was a total t-tty bonanza–i got numbers just from being one of a dozen guys there!
- hardcore heaven
a pointless game which involves a group of people trying to stay awake past 4am. once you have stayed awake past 4am you have reached hardcore heaven. susan: are you going to bed? steven: no, i’m trying to achieve hardcore heaven!
- Mekenzley
mekenzley is amazing gorgeous, trustworthy, friendly, nice, pretty, awesome. & those.! & more.! she’s my best friend.! & i’d do anything for her. she is like my real sister! i honestly don’t know where i’d be without her. she is like my other half. she’s seen my at my best & worst. & she’s been […]