mega condom
the condom of gods, as they would say. the mega condom is a huge condom made for huge c-cks, bigger than 20 inches long and wide. it originated from mount olympus when zeus accidentally mixed all the elements into a latex condom while having s-x and thus created the legendary mega condom. the mega condom vibrates, has a c-m-tank, and can warm while s-x. only obtainable through clearing wow 100% and climbing mount olympus to obtain the legendary artifact.
“man, did you hear about the legendary mega condom?! it’s f-cking huuuuuuuuggggeeeeeeeee.”
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