Mega Shart


a shart that is so powerful in nature that it contains the properties of a shotgun blast. when a mega shart occurs, the ‘victim’ will usually feel horrible for about 3 hours leading up to the blast. when the time comes, the person will usually get on their knees as a result of the pain; the mega shart usually occurs about this time, blasting out of ones -sshole, usually tearing muscles and distending the -n-s, the blast blowing out of the pants in a shotgun like manner.
jim was gripped by pain, and, being the experienced man he was, he knew it was a mega shart. falling to his knees, he let loose, feeling the extreme pain and m-ssive amount of cr-p rip through his -ss, and burst out his pants.

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