mega-shit
a gigantic (yah, i mean m-ssive, like longer than the f–king toilet bowl) piece of sh-t. usually refers to a log, but can also refer to diarhea when its all clumped together into a big pile. yes i did say that to put a disgusting image in your head.
johnny: oh man, i had to hold this in all day.
franky: i wouldn’t go in there. jimmy just had a mega-sh-t in one of the urinals…well, two of the urinals.
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