megagasm
the most extreme -rg-sm you can give a woman. using v-g-n-l intercourse, pump hard as you or her holds a vibrator on her cl-toris while the other person fingers her -sshole. suggests that if your girl gets one, she will scream loudly, contort her face, and eyes roll back in her head.
“dude, what happened last night? i heard screaming, did someone die?”
“nah, dude, i just gave my girl a megagasm. it’s all good.”
that megagasm was so loud that i got a noise complaint from the lady next to my room. and the one down from that, and the next, and the next…
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