megaloshlong
the average human p-n-s length is around 5 inches. like the great white shark to the famous megalodon shark, the megaloshlong is a m-ssive p-n-s that can reach lengths upwards of 11 inches. the megaloshlongs, thought to be extinct, are still believed to roam the world in very small numbers.
donna: so how was the s-x with the lucky guy last night?
tiara: horrible! ben turned out to be a megaloshlong at 12 inches!
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