a total b-tch. she will backstab you at every possible chance. beware of the megan bartletts they are pretty and act all innocent, but they are secretly planning your humiliation.
1) oooh thats a megan bartlett move
2) urgh she was such a megan bartlett
a long thin hose whipped out my shlung to extinguish my girlfriends’ needs 😉
a person who has a s-xual preference for chubby people mr a: i had s-x with a fat girl last night mr b: omg! you chubbyphile!
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handsome you look ramesque, darling. handsome you look ramesque, darling.
- jacket juice
a very fine variety of liquor, or any liquor that can be hidden in a jacket pocket. especially useful for dry gatherings and overpriced venue drinks. hey man, did you bring the jacket juice? ill go get a soda! hey man pack the jacket juice. grandma is gonna be joining us at breakfast. this is […]