megan fish


when a girl loses a condom in her v-g-n- after s-x and doesn’t find it until a week later and it starts to smell like seafood.
“susan, i’m so embarr-ssed, i’ve been showering, but couldn’t get the smell out. i found out i was a total megan fish. i’m so relieved!”

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