megan w.

a stupid c-nt who likes to run everywhere to forget the fact that everyone hates her and she has no friends. she will never in her life lay her bulging eyes on a man’s junk. she lives all alone now, because the one friend she thought she had, left for a more expensive habitat. she likes to speak in abbrevs and make herself look like a dumb-ss. she ties used tampons to her windshield wipers for fun. if you ever see a girl with frizzy blond curly hair and big bulging eyes, you’d better run faster than she can because she’s a b-tch.
the results are in! the president of the itty-bitty-t-tty committee is….megan w.!!!

megan w.’s v-g-n- is named bunny foo, because it’s pure and white.

i saw megan w. hooking up with the band teacher mr. campbell at the football game last weekend. afterward they had a romantic dinner consisting of hot wings, celery, and red stripe beer from jamaica.

remember that time megan w. had three periods in one month and had to get birth control?

did you hear what megan w. did to emily and kristin? what a b-tch. good thing they’re living the good life now, too bad she’s all alone with no friends.

i heard megan moved out because she was jeal she wasn’t invited to hang with the fort party guests emily, kristin, cameron, brytney, emily, and zach.