Megan Zinger
one of the best people you’ll ever have. is blonde, clumsy, sp-ces out but is an awesome person. she might be a little odd and go into detail a lot (especially about the sims) but you can always depend on her. in short she’s your best friend and will always be there.
person: 1 hi megan
megan zinger: hey guess what i was on the sims and…..
one hour later
person: 1 awesome (wasn’t really listening)
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