meganese
dialect of english originating in michigan, often heard in wisconsin now. defined by crazy hand signal dancing, lackadaisical vocabulary, mumbling, and improper pr-noun usage. written version is way harder to understand than spoken version.
she’s speaking meganese again, tim’s going to need a translator he’s got no hope.
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