Megaphore
a funny, humorous or downright obscene use of a metaphor or simile, popularised on site megaph-r-s.com. megaph-r-s usually reference current traumatic events, celebrity mishaps or general weird and random thoughts.
example megaph-r-s:
libya is in more of a mess than that prost-tute i put through the woodchipper
it’s so cold outside. if my nipples were any harder i would start to lactate ice cream.
it’s so cold outside. if my nipples were any harder harvey price would think i was an etch-a-sketch
a unique term to describe humorous or obscene uses of metaphors and similes. not like the literature heavy, dull and archaic everyday metaphors and similes in novels, newspapers and articles – a megaph-r- is specially crafted to amuse, amaze or offend and can reference anything from current events to celebrities.
that megaph-r- was so funny it almost made me forget to take my annual sh-t on jade goody’s coffin.
that megaph-r- was so obscene it put me off my planned munging trip.
that megaph-r- was so brilliant i felt like i’d been given a rusty trombone by an angel.
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