megbert
the sp-wn of carl wheezer from jimmy neutron having s-xual relations with darla from finding nemo.
or
an exclamation made while constipated on the toilet.
yesterday when i was taking a sh-t i exclaimed “megbert” just to get that last t-rd out.
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