megged


getting an -ss to the face while getting farted on like meg from family guy.
scott shoved his sister’s face to his b-tt and farted “haha! you just got megged!”
(in football/soccer): to beat your opponent in a one-on-one contest by tapping the ball between his legs and running around him before he/she has realized what happened.
“look at michael go! he’s megged 4 people straight!”
1. to make a s-xual comment on an object or towards someone.
2. to make a joke on someone that puts them on “hush mouth”
1. you sure like catching “b-lls” alot
2. you smell like f-ckin’ sh-t, and rosated -ss b-tch!”super ‘megged dude!
1. to be owned verbally.

2. to be embarr-ssed to the point of no possible path of recovery.
guy 1: i tried to get her digits last night but she cut me down in front of the whole bar.

guy 2: i know man, she totally megged you!
spec. english slang

adj. to have been screwed over in an arguement or situation
rich: “newcastle united are the best!”
jake: “so how come their trophy cabinet weighs less than helium?”
rich: “i… uh…”
mike: “ahaha, megged.”
another way to say freaked–as in freaked out
me and amanda seriously megged out when we heard jackie was pregnant

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