Megumi
almost an asian stereotype.
a completely funny, weird, artsy, short, outgoing j-panese girl. beautiful on the inside and out. strong and independant and smart all around.
megumis are known for their innocence…
but once in the bed room, they are wild. megumis have dark hair and dark eyes and can seduce you with their mischievous smiles. they are giggly in bed but don’t let that fool you. they can be tricky in the best of ways.
guy: hey, what’s your name?
girl: megumi, what abou-
-guy is already putting his number in her phone-
guy 1: wanna hang out later man?
guy 2: nah, i’m gonna be with megumi
guy 1: d-mn… megumi is just who i need
guy 2: well i’m lucky huh?
a j-panese girl name typically meaning “grace”. often shortened to “meg” or “megu-chan” as a term of affection. pr-nouced “may-goo-me”
megumi of g-d.
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