Mehmed
to be one that is envied but loved, admired but feared, a cool kat that can handle any situation and has a mult-tude of skills and attributes he makes life for his surrounding networks just that little bit better, knowing a mehmed will make you 10% cooler and increase your status in society just that little bit higher.
pleasant to look at
lovely to touch
terrific to smell
amazing to feel
joe blow: ‘i became friends with a mehmed and life just got that little bit better, i had more chicks, i didnt have to line up at clubs, my girlfriend got hotter, i got a faster car, people wanted to know me and i got put on the a list’
jane blow: ‘ a mehmed f-cked my life, i had one, and now nothing compares’
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