legit the most amazing *probably persian* guy you might meet in your whole life. if you meet one, don’t let that guy go. cuz if they go out of your life then d-mn…
human 1: i just made a friend. his name is mehrshad, quit hard to spell.
whole universe: do not make this precious thing sad. okayy?
s-xy -ss black n-gg-. she wants a kobea’ in her life.
one step up from truly being poor. but one step down from being considered broke. one wrong financial move away from being dest-tute. i have just enough to pay most of my bills but not enough to have a social life. i’m semi-poor.
snail suicide oh my gosh! did that snail just commit snuicide?
- potato smash
a potato smash begins when placing a luke-warm potato that has been baking at 200 degrees for 40 minutes and laid to cool for 20 minutes. when you are engaging in s-xual relations with a partner.beforehand, proceed to place the potato next to the womens or mens v-g-n- and begin to thrust through the soft […]
ya fancy clam wit da poyle inside “the world is ya oyrster” -race from newsies: the broadway musical