melakos
a person who satisfies themselves by baiting things out; a rare species that prides itself on its ability to be bait, where any secret, conversation, or situation is never safe because at any moment this empty creature will make all the facts known with no regard for secrecy or privacy.
originating from the ancient greek word, malaka, which is an empty ahole
“the surprise birthday we planned for steve fell apart because she’s a melakos and now he knows all the details!”
“i tried to lie and say i wasn’t available but then ellen pulled a melakos and now i have to go in to work”
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