melander


the prisoner dropped the soap and the inmates began to melander him
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a distant relative to the hamburlger; cousin to the t-rd burgler; gay brother of zoro

easily identified by his tendancy to wear big–ss ol’ eye-gl-sses (non-perscription, “it’s only for decoration…”)
only a melander would do something as gay as that.
bald–ss moby lookin’ dude, who loves dudes and is very fond of getting pink socked
that f-g is a total melander
tall gangly dude that has more luck getting guys than girls and yells things like “i want to c-m in your b-tthole too!”
see “f-g”
some f-g that works at a car dealership with a bunch of other f-gs who talk about the poon they never get.
look at melander, he is such a h-m-; lets all point and laugh.

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