Melanesia


an island territory in the pacific that stretches from fiji to west papua.

inhabited by warlike head hunting dark skin people who are considered superior then the soft gangsta wannabe polynesians.
european explorer: oh my goodness, you chopped a jolly good fellows head off. now i got blood all over me bl–dy english m-ffin and cup of tea.

chief kuloolai: welcome to melanesia motherf-cker. what you thought this was?? polynesia?? get the f-ck outta here!
an island territory in the south pacific.
melanesia is by malaysia.

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