melania knauss
a fugly former model with a face like a ferrarri. better looking than that fish-faced soon-to-be-ex husband of hers donald trump. excrutiatingly overrated in looks.
if i had a choice between melania knauss and a dead chicken, i’d rather french kiss the dead chicken.
also, those two will have the ugliest children!
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