Melching


the act of publicly masturbating in cl-ss with the intent of getting caught, and then continuing to m-st-rb-t- for shock value of teacher and cl-ssmates.
teacher: “brian, what are you doing??”
melcher: “just melching.”
teacher: “well stop doing that or ill call an administrator!”
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the oral extraction of s-m-n (usually your own) from another man’s d-ck, after said d-ck has been mushroom stuffed. a successful maneuver requires bounteous amounts of suction on behalf of the one harvesting the s-m-n so that it is completely extracted.

also, it’s one of the most effective ways to successfully transmit a venereal disease.
david always looks forward to a good melching after a lengthy mushroom stuffing

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