Melchior


1. n (new testament) one of the three sages from the east who came bearing gifts for the infant jesus; usually represented as a king of nubia
2. n united states operatic tenor (born in denmark) noted for his wagnerian roles (1890-1973)
3. n uber-elite player of ectroverse, imperial conflict, ferion, drowned world, and other such internet games.
h-llo melchior. my you are looking g-d-like today.

please do not rape me for all of my planets, for i am a n00b in comparison to your uber-eliteness.

melchior, how did you get so good?
s-xy anime geek with fantastic, gorgeous raven locks (when it’s not short). winner at various bemani games; magnet for white plastic buckets disguising themselves as foam blocks. known to fanboy over lafiel and nadeshiko. also unafraid to show off his sub-par karaoke skills.
kaaaaaaaaaaammmme haaaaaammmmmme haaaaaaaaaaa!!!

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