melded


when two objects merge together creating one super-object.
the three pancakes melded together while being cooked, creating a trifectum of breakfast deliciousness.
melded (n.) – a complete f-ck-up of life. a lack of common sense combined with regretable decisions familiar mostly to the state of drunkeness while being stoned.

melded (v.) – to do something so r-t-rded that afterwards there is no answer to questions such as “why the h-ll would you do that” and “how did you manage that one”.
“oh you really melded that one up”

“this whole day is really melded”

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