melder


the stage between middle age and elderly. not a specific age, just as a tween is between youth and teenager. it is a state of mind.
i’m not an elder but i’m not as young to be considered middle age, i am a melder.

the doctor described her as “a pleasant melder of 79 years, who enjoyed running, swimming and her grand children.”

a cool, chill elder, is considered to be a melder.
a machine namely made out of metal with the ability to combine two things into one.
i became one with the sun by using the melder.
when some one thinks there king sh-t at something but in reality are completely incompetent and sh-t house at it and can do nothing but f-ck it up
hey man did you see jimmy try to drift his car said he was drift king
yeah man but turned out he was a complete melder and went pole bound
people combined into one h-m-geneous society
canadians are a bunch of melders
a melder is a another word for a sh-t.
i just took a melder on that football pitch.

he just dropped a melder in his pants thats foosty.

i need a melder.

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