melfred
a phillipino human creature that eats mcdonalds, protein synthesis, and baby cows. and take steroids in between reps. when given alcohol acts beligrant takes off his shirt takes selfies and tells s-xual fantasies about his mom.
i was being so melfred last night i took jägerbombs and took off my shirt and fought a bear, than i took pictures with some fat b-tches. and started talking bout my mom blowing me in the back room.
very s-xy, crazy and looks great without a shirt. could kick anyones -rs-. has often been compared to bruce lee. best boyfriend in the world.
my boyfriend is so wonderful. he is such a melfred.
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