Melissa Truong
most amazing person you will ever find. she is beautiful loving caring gorgeous and sweet. when you look into her eyes you will see how beautiful they are. her smile is stunning and her body is breath taking. she will always make you feel loved and you will never want to let her out of your life. no one can make you feel more worthy of life than melissa. she could make you go insane for her because she is the most perfect person you will ever see.
guy 1: i wish melissa truong was my girlfriend.
guy 2: i know, she is the most amazing girl i know.
guy 1: yeah, she could get any guy she wants, so why would she pick us?
guy 2: i wish i knew.
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