Melissakane
a crazy fozborian female often found setting keg stand records at local colleges. known to consistently shock and awe her friends and family, she can be found getting something pierced, tattooed, or funnelled. known by many as “alluring” to men, she has extended her graces to females as well. she can be often seen at wendy’s, american eagle, bennys, or by the keg. though historically she was easily recognizable because of her straight brown hair and straight bangs ,she changed her look circa 6th grade and is on a strictly american eagle diet. also known as missakane.
wait who is that girl sucking face with that random guy dressed up as a doctor across the dance floor….oh..its melissakane.
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