melk
r-t-rded version of milk
can i has melk pls?
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mispr-nounciation of “milk.” common among midwest usa people.
mom, can i have a gl-ss of melk?
dutch word for milk.
a milk moustache would become a ‘melksnor’.
minnesotan pr-nunciation of milk
drink 3 gl-sses of melk a day!
another word for j-zz, hopefully stopping people from saying “melk” instead of milk.
i totally melked in lisa last night!
a noun which means someone who is very chill all the time but will explode when necessary. somone who is willing to drive you anywhere as long as he can get something out of it in the long run. a melks can also get very angry if he does not get invited to go out with everyone for a cheesesteak.
he was being a melks when he wouldnt give us a ride because it had no benifit for him.
noun. acronym for s-m-n.
verb. to sp-nk.
omg guys, jon just melked all over the toilet! he better clean up!
a white substance usually from cows, sometiems goats, or women with big floppy t-ts.
i poured myself a big gl-ss of warm cruchy melk for breakfast.
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