melko
when a woman performs unwanted s-xual acts on a man when he is p-ssed out or on the verge of p-ssing out due to drunkenness or intoxication. most commonly performed by women who are unattractive or have questionable character.
guy 1: bro.. that gross becca from that party chick totally melkoed me last night.
guy 2: dude, becca melkos everyone! you should get tested..
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