Melkon
armenian for: “milf hunter”. a male, usually of armenian descent. melkons are shorter and have disproportional sized noses, arms, and nipples. unlike their armenian peers, they are not as hairy. they love to dance, but when it comes to their love lives, they keep their information private.
kristen: “hey traci, did you see that guy’s nipples?”
traci: yeah he is such a melkon…but he sure can dance!
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