Mellencamp
the same as a cougar except over the age of 50.
barney: come on, dude, your mom is a cougar!
robin: wait, i thought you said a cougar can’t be over 50.
barney: okay, she’s a mellencamp.
to take a dump so large that the prostate is stimulated and the male -j-c-l-t-s a little while taking the sh-t. called a mellencamp because “it hurts so good.”
man i just took a mellencamp!
an older lesbian with bad 80’s hair, often a salt-and-peppered feathered permed mullet.
this term is short for a john cougar mellencamp.
dude, your mom is such a mellencamp! check out the reo speedwagon shirt she wore out to the bar. has her hair style changed since ’86?
the opposite of a cougar
that lady’s too young and hot to be a cougar; she’s still a mellencamp.
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