mellonbaiting
when a guy cuts a small hole in a watermelon and c-ms in it, then slices it and serves it.
kid: mom uncle jimmy is creepy do we have to go over?
mom: yes. now comb your hair you look like a pig.
dad: you just better hope he isn’t mellonbaiting again.
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