Melody Pond
fictional character played by alex kingston in the doctor who series, produced by bbc. also known as river song, because the only water in the forest is the river.
friend: who’s your favorite doctor who character?
me: captain jack harkness, what about you?
friend: melody pond.
me: good choice…
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