melon headed twat
usually a female, who dosn’t have many friends. enjoys bullying poor innocent gingers, people with gl-sses and people with big ears. she’s disrespectful to elders and needs to learn a respectful amount of manners whilst at the dinner table.
girl one: hey who’s that girl over there shouting at that ginger?
girl two: ooh that’s just a melon headed tw-t.
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