melon scoop
when you walk up to a friend, female, or male with large fat rolls on his pectoral muscles, and extend your hand under their breast swipe your hand upwards and exclaim “melon scoop” this is best preformed by females upon females, and is discouraged to do by males as you will be subject to dance the nutcracker.
gregg : melon scoop!!!
darien : what the f-ck? -nut shot-
~this was word was made up by darien s. and monique p. in florida b-tches. no claiming.~
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