melon sniffer


someone who sniffs melons under coconut trees. it is a traditional tribal ritual that ends with -n-l. usually the male would insert the p-n-s but because he sniffed so much melon the female now must perform his duties. after this has happened they both ride off on horses but because these horses sniffed so much melon they fall over. so these tribe people must go back to the holy melon god and ask for condoms and perform the dirty dragon after this they will be melon sniffers.
dude your such a w-nker c-nt bag who is friends with a melon sniffer

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