meloncholy


a general feeling of sadness arising from looking at br–sts that remind you of br–sts you used to know.
as francois and simone are getting hot and heavy in the diner…
simone: do my br–sts upset you?
francois: no, they just give me meloncholy.
the choly of melons.
simalar to meloncoddle
the coddle of melons.
person #1-hey stop that meloncholy.
person #2-what?
a gloomy state of mind, achieved after eating a copious amount of fruit.
meloncholy
dudo 1: hey man, you comin’ up the recreation ground fo’ some swingage?
dudo 2: ah i dunno… feeling kinda b-mmed…
dudo 1: been eating that mango?
dudo 2: yeah…

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