melow


an overdramatic and attention seeking person who likes to cause catastophe in their friends lives to watch it play out. a ‘melow’ is very s-d-stic.
e.g. jeff: i hate that my best friend won the lotto, it takes all the attention off me. stupid b-tch.

jeff is a ‘melow’.

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