meltage
the watery result of ice melting, such as when the ice intended to stay contained within a rocks gl-ss escapes onto the countertop and slowly creates a puddle, only to be later discovered when it soaks your shirt sleeve while leaning on the bar attempting to summon the busy bartender to fetch you yet another c-cktail.
f-ck dude! i just put my arm in some meltage!
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