space kiss
whereupon a man/woman providing oral s-x for his/her male partner blows down into his penile shaft creating an air bubble within the urethra.
heteros-xual version:
-“bro how was your night with tiffany?”
-“h-lla bad bro, she gave me a sp-ce kiss and i spent like 3 hours trying to push it out.”
-“b-mmer bro.”
h-m-s-xual version:
-“bro how was your night with timothy?”
-“h-lla bad bro, he gave me a sp-ce kiss and i spent like 3 hours trying to push it out.”
-“b-mmer bro.”
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